Wait, oh yes wait a minute mister postman

Mr. Postman , look and see
if there's a letter, a letter for me!

det er det nok ikke for jeg venter ikke noe post (:
Dette blir et ganske dagbok innlegg. Fordi jeg kjeder meg å vil få tiden til å gå litt. Jeg skulle ønske jeg var trøtt men det er jeg ikke. Hvis jeg bare blir bittelitt trøtt snart så skal jeg sove. (: jeg mangler litt søvn. Satt oppe til halv 2 i går for å bli ferdig med hemoroide prosjekt >< for mange er det ikke så ille fordi de er vant til sånt. men det er ikke jeg. så siden jeg måtte opp klokka 6 ble d bare 4 og en halv times søvn -_- nå gjesper jeg også. Det er bra da blir jeg nok trøtt snart :D Jeg elsker soving, ikke bare fordi det er veldig deilig og sove. Men det er festlig å drømme. Hvertfall når det er fine drømmer ^^ også er det digg å bare ligge i senga å tenke/fantasere mmmm og stirre opp på mine uber fine plakater som er rett over puta. (:
Jeg har et fint rom. fineste rommet eveeer. vel nesten. er noen unntak her. også mangler jeg et lsk skjerf å henge på stolpen. også mangler jeg en fin telecaster til å henge på hmm skapet. også kan jeg finne et annet sted til kasse gitaren.
Gud denna bloggen blir ennå mer random enn jeg hadde planlagt. og as usual klarer jeg ikke å skrive et helt norskt innlegg. kommer inn engelske ord overalt. jeg legger ikke merke til det en gang. Jeg har spilt gitar i dag. :) masse forskjellig stuff. så ringefingertuppen min har nå rykka ned til 2. div >< så da har jeg to fingertupper i 2. div 2 i adecco og en i tippeligaen. tommelen i tippeligaen ftw! nå er det nok mange som lurer på hva jeg surrer med. Men dere får bare lure videre cos i aint gonna tell ya. Men jaa hemoroide oppgaven er ferdig i dag! skikkelig befriende asså. Da er det norsk som skal være ferdig i morra... men jeg satser på at jeg får gjort det på skolen. Ellers faail. og og jeg må bare nevnet det, Rubin Kazan, Russiske seriemestere fra fjorårets sesong spilte mot lsk, bodø/glimt og vif. LSK vant 5-2, og jeg tror både b/g og vif tapte 3-1 tror jeg. vif tapte hvetrfall 3-1! oh yeah! (: Rykker ned rykker ned rykker need!

Nå er jeg bittelitt trøtt. så da skal man sove.

güte nacht

2 years and 1 day

Okey so yesterday it was exactly 2 years since me and Tanita met Son of Dork!! well it's more like yesterday and today because we met them before and after midnight lol We met Bowling for soup and Army of Freshmen aswell, and we saw Wheatus too but we didn't really like meet them. not that I can't remember atleast. Well the pictures here on the site are ugly bugly. I hate how i look in them but I just had to add them. memoriees^^. so yeah the first one is Chris from Army of Freshmen, and then the rest are son of dork. first Steve Rushton, then
Danny Hall, Dave Williams, Chris Leonard aaand last but definitely not least. James Bourne!! So I'm going to take you two years and one day back in time.... We were in a hurry, had just got to our hotel room after arriving in London and had to throw or bags in our room get our stuff before running out into the nearest burger king to eat something before the concert. We struggled to eat because our tummies were full of butterflies, gigantic butterflies! Then after forcing down a hamburger and some fries we ran out and over to the underground to take it to hammersmith. We had to change to another line on a big station so we had a hard time finding the right line but we did eventually. We sat down on the pink i think it's called city line or something. Down to hammersmith, it was like the last station so it seemed like we never got there. But we did, and we got out and saw this queue that started right outside of the underground station and we hoped it was for something else than the gig we were going to. We went around the building and at the end of the queue it was an entrance and overhead it said Get happy tour. So it was the gig we were going to afterall. There was another not that long
queue on the other side of the
entrance aswell so we asked the security dudes which line we had to stand it because we didn't have our tickets yet. The told us it was the loong queue so we sighed and went around to find the back of the queue and then the queue was twice as long! and when we finally had gotten to the end. The security guy came after us and told us he was wrong, it was the short queue we had to stand in. thankfully! So yeah we got in. bought some merchandise^^ And talked to Nick, James' brother. he very kindly ignored me. Walking straight over to Tanita, shaking her hand and just ignored me! *hmf* but well we went
in and saw Army of Freshmen cos
they played first. They were alright:) Then Wheatus came on. I didn't really know many of their songs. Just Leroy and Teenage dirtbag. and theen Son of Dork came on!! It was awesome! specially seeing James! We were pretty close to the stage aswell<3 Son of Dork were amazing and then Bowling for soup came on afterwards. We stood at the back watching them, jumping around haha we went mental.. Then the gig came to and end and we went to the merch table to wait for Chris? i think it was from Army of Freshmen to get us in at the afterparty. He had held of
wristbands for us but some girls got
them for some strange reason, so it was a bit harder getting us in but well it worked out alright. and haha while we wated Dave suddenly came towards us and he went right beside us we were just like :O starstruck and then we got in and on our way up the stairs there were abit crowded so we had to stop. and then I'm standing talking to Tanita and her eyes suddenly widening and i turned my head only to look right into Steve's face! I was like omg! haha i didn't say that though just thinking it. and then we passed us and went up the stairs. and then we got in the the afterparty thing. and we couldn't go out of the room because we didn't have wristbands lol So yeah we were stuck in there, and we just saw like steve and Dave outside. And nobody inside there. But then we saw Jared from Bowling for soup so I took a picture of him and Tanita. And then we found Steve. We asked for a picture and he started to unbutton his shirt lol. Tanita told him that we ran SOD norway and she got a hi five. Then i took a picture of them, and then she took a pic of us. Then I got him to sign my cd. haha and he drew faces on danny and james and i didn't notice that until afterwards haha and then Tanita asked him to sign her shoe he did so and i think he said something about hoping no one tripped over him while he sat down there. And then we saw JAMES!! haha again Tanita asked first for a picture and told him we ran SOD norway. and she got another hi five! *Hmf* and then she took a pic of me and James and I asked him to sign my cd. and he did and he said "what's your name?" and I said linn. and he said Linn... and then he wrote "to Linn" lol and his name. Then he signed tanita's single too. And then we were about to walk away when suddenly somebody grabbed the single i was holding. I was about to turn around and yell at the person or something i mean after getting a single signed from james i wouldn't let anyone steal it xP but when i turned around it was James holding it and he said do you know what it says on the back. And i was to stunned to answer so Tanita said Cunt, and he was like yeah! you knew! :D and then I got my single back haha. Then we went and found Danny he had this weird girls thinking they were sexy dancing around him and drawing on his arm lol but yeah we got a picture with him, he was fun:) Then we found Chris from Army of Freshmen. He asked if we enjoyed the show i think.. and when we took pictures he really squeezed our shoulders. haha wouldn't be surprised if it was a bruise there the day after. and yeah he was cool. Then we found Chris, sod chris. He was really nice and chatty and he asked like were we stayed and what we were going to do while we was in London and he felt that he needed to give us something since we came all the way from Norway so he checked his pocket and then took out a beatles cd! haha who carries a beatles cd around in their pocket lol and then he found som plectrums so we got one each. Mine glows in the daark ^^ and he also said he loved Norway and that he have been here before. In Oslo and Bergen. Seriously he was just lovely! and his girlfriend she didn't seem grumpy at all that we stole her boyfriend for a little while :P Then we went away and had to find Dave. but he was in a hurry to get to the loo so he asked us to wait and said he'd be right back and then he ran out the door. We stood there waiting and got chatting to Nick, James' brother and then we saw James and asked if he could do a video message for norwegian fans. and he did:) You don't really see him on the film though it's just black. something weird happened to the camera but well I'll add a link to the videos afterwards. And then after the video message it was pretty crowded with people so we couldn't really move haha so we were stuck right infront of james while he started talkin to one of the guys of army of freshman about doing another tour and stuff. god I could just have stood there forever lol right beside JAMES BOURNE! but well we moved on and then we saw Dave was standing down on the stage talking to some french guys and steve was there aswell so we decided to go down there and then head back to the hotel afterwards. We saw steve first so we asked him for a video message aswell. he acted really arrogant as soon as the camera was on lol freak. And then we talked to Dave. He was fuun! and we took pictures aswell and got a video message. I don't really remember what we said and stuff though but it was awesome. Then we headed out and we saw James again on the way with his girlfriend. She seriously glared at us haha. Then when we got out we noticed the underground was closed and we had no idea how to get back. so we went back to the venue and Nick was out there so we asked him if he knew how to get to our hotel, he didn't but one of is friends told us about a bus and stuff. But we waited abit longer and then chris came out and we got a video message of him as well. And we talked abit more to him. he was still lovely. and drunk xP Then we went to get the bus. We asked a man which bus to take and we went on that bus but the bus driver stopped at a petrol station and said he weren't going any further! so we went out and it turned out we were in Camden! Very safe place to be 3-4 am in the night! all alone. to girls. So we walked down the street and it was really empty all we heard was noise from some of the buildings we walked past. After a while we found a cab though and got safe home to the hotel. so yeah that's basically what happened 2 years ago. One of the best things that's happened to me:) except from the walking in Camden part.
And heres a link to my youtube channel. http://www.youtube.com/user/Linnzzy if you want to see the video messages. they're on there (:
and Sorry for all the wrong spelling I'm a bit too tired to think while I'm writing but you probably understand it anyway. (:

I'd be shocked if I saw someone eat their own head

I've just been reading all these mcfly quotes haha god i can't believe how funny they are. They are probably even funnier when you've seen the videos they're from and such. but yeah you just gotta love these guys. specially Danny. and no he's not stupid he's just a bit slow ;P


Tom "im sorry Harry, my mum doesn't cook me trout, we don't have our own river"
tom:"we have koi carp in the moat outside my house"
harry: "we did actually"


Interviewers: If you were trapped in a deserted island, what 3 items would you bring along?
Harry: I'd bring a mirror to reflect off sun for a signal.
Tom: I'd bring these 3 guys.
Interviewers: awww..
Tom: For food!
Harry: Oh yeah? I'l just bring you and that'll be enough for the 3 of us.


'So Danny, what do you think of the monachy?' - Simon
'What's a monachy?' - Danny
Tom laughsss.
'You know, the queen and that' - Simon
'Ohhh' - Danny


What would you rather have, intelligence or good looks?
Danny: I'm happy the way I am
Tom: So you're happy being stupid and ugly?


danny: you think your playing ping pong but your singing'


Tom: This was a chickens LEG. and i just ATE it. it was walking round liek this 'mi mi mi, mi mi mi, i'm a chicken' and i just ATE it.


Danny: There in bread.
Dougie: There in bread, *laughs*
Danny: They cam out of a loaf.


Tom: Man-bags? Like a handbag?
Harry: It's like, shouldn't they be called BEEFbags or something? Ham-bags!
Dougie: You always thought it was called a Ham-bag?!
[All laugh]
Tom: He thought it was called a Ham-bag!!
Harry: What, a woman's HAND-bag?
Tom: Handbag, yeah.
Harry: I thought it was called a Ham-bag!
Danny: I even knew that!!
Dougie: Harry, you know you're TWENTY-ONE years old..
Tom: Yeah, now how many women do you know that carry ham around with them?


Dougie: “I’ve got very flat feet.
[Interviewer: What happened?]
Dougie: I was born with it . . . it didn’t just happen


danny; i remember being like, 'wow this is a brand new jacket, i've never had one before and brand new shoes and stuff.'
harry; i've never had shoes before.


Boys, you've done a lot in 2004. But are there things you want to improve in 2005?
Tom: I'm going to eat healthier, and lose a bit of weight, and exercise more, and that's it.
Dougie: Mine is to swim the Atlantic Ocean. [Solemnly] And I will do it.
Danny: I've swam in that ocean. Mine is to start looking after my little gentle body.
Tom: He meant swim the length of the ocean!
Dougie: Yeah, I didn't mean just go in it, I meant swim the whole thing.
Danny: You'll never do it, Dougie.
Dougie: Yeah, I will. I swam the length of the swimming pool.
Danny: Oh, I get it! I thought you meant the whole length, not a whole length. Cos a whole length, you can see you from the beach if you swim a length.
Tom: Danny, a length isn't a measurement, a length is however long it is from one side to the other!
Danny: Oh, is it?
Tom: See, this is what we have to put up with! He thought a length was a measurement. Like, how tall are you? I'm a length. What's your shoe size? I'm a length.
[Danny and Dougie cackle in the background.]
Danny: Oh dear. I did go to school. Honestly.


guy on NMTB: "Danny, have you ever met Will Young before?"
Danny: "I have, yes. He was in some sort of pyjamas when I met him....OH WAIT WAIT, not like that!"


What should you leave at the door to a party?


Harry: Arrogance
Tom: Any weapons
Danny: Your girlfriend
Dougie: Self-respect.


Danny: in our old house we thought we were being broken into so we locked ourselves in Dougie's room with breadknives.


Danny: "I'd be shocked if I saw someone eat their own head."

once upon a time...

... I had the best friends in the world

Walk like a man

Random title lol Was just listening to that song xP
very well, I'm going to start this post with some sad news. Very very sad news for me atleast
Kevin Nolan has gone to newcastle :( seriously I have to find yet another new favourite player now! This is just getting stupid! Lets look back the 2007 season shall we
LSK fave players: Rambekk, Strand, Wehrman
Bolton fave players: Campo, Helguson, Nolan

In the summer of 2007 Wehrman went to ffk. I found a new fave player in Shane Steffanuto. Then the 2007 season ended and I knew Rambekk was leaving for Odd, but then suddenly Setffanuto left too, and Strand got degrated to LSK's junior squad or something, I hate Tom Nordlie for that! And then he left for Hamkam instead. Totatly understandable ofcourse. So yeah 2008 season started and I had to find myself 3 new favourite players. those three became Myklebust, Brenne and Søgård. Then when the English 2007/2008 season ended in the spring 2008 Ivan Campo didn't get a new contract at Bolton and had to leave. So I had to look for another favourite player again, it wasn't that hard though because I thought Kevin Davies was pretty good, so yeah he was my new fave then. And so the 2008 season goes on a miserable season btw. And it ends with Brenne leaving for Odd. I was well gutted! Then the january transfer window over in England opened. Then Helguson left for QPR and now Last week Nolan left for Newcastle :(

so the fave players atm is
LSK: Myklebust, Søgård, Fredrikson
Bolon: Davies, Taylor

I need to watch a couple of Bolton matches before I can find a new good replacement for Nolan. And it's the first time I've got a goalkeeper as a fave player aswell. well enough about football
well okay not. me and some of me mates attended LSK - Odd on friday. Just a friendly match (: And LSK won. yay after that we went to thomas place and it was pretty boring at the beginning lol But then I suggested that we could play Rock band. that was fuun! even though we didn't get to play that much. Well and after that we went out to Martin's and Adrianna and Mia went in first. and the called Trine saying that Mykelbust was inside hahahaha And me and Trine had a major teen spazz! Seriously hahaha poor people who had to witness that! Well he was inside though, we saw him. I was near him actually haha on my way down the stairs. oh yeah. Well it was good fun though, i even danced haha.

aand I'm proud of myself now because I've learned some new stuff about music. I don't really know what I've actually learned but well suddenly all the A's and G#/Ab's and so on suddenly made a lot more sense. go me! and the reason I'm proud isn't because i just learned it. I mean I could've learned that by asking some music dude. Buut I learned it all by myself I sat here just playing guitar as i usually do and then suddenly it hit me! and another thing that's hit me is how incredibly awesome The Beatles and Queen were! I can't understand why I've always thought they were just overrated. Because they are not! I'm downloading all their songs right this moment. Don't think I'll get them all today though. I can't believe why I haven't noticed how amazing they are before now. It may have something to do with so many McFly fans "liking" them so so so much just because of McFly. But screw them. I've been much more open minded lately, specially when it comes to music. My music taste is much wider now than it was before, I don't really like much of the songs thats "in" now though but I like some of it. (:
This blog is really random, well most of my posts on here are random. I start out thinking okay I'm going to blog about footballplayers and then try and say something interesting aswell so peeps have something to read but then I just start rambling on about everything.
anyways whats gwaning peeps?
Yow alright am ya?
I'm gannin' now

see yah!

McFly

hahahaha guri jeg mamma og ida sitter å ser på the weakest link. og
mamma sa: Jeg ser på detta såå ofte jeg, men det er aaldri noe om dissa "fly flai" bandet ditt.
meg: McFly!
mamma: Ja McFly
dama på the weakest link: The correct answer is McFly!
meg mamma og ida stirrer på tv'n i sjokk! hahaha trodde vi hadde hørt feeil men neei
der sto det McFly på teksten! hihi
det var freaky asså!

F Y F A E N ! ! ! !

JEG ER SÅ SUUUUR! FY DAMN!
ÅSSEN KAN DET VÆRE MULIG Å FAILE SÅ HARDT!!!!
VI LEDA MED 3 MÅL! DET GIKK BRA! SÅ MÅTTE EGE UT! SÅ SKAR ALT SEEEG!!!
FY DAMN OG SELVOM KEEPERN SOM KOM INN FAILA HARDT! SÅ HADDE VI FORTSATT EN SJANSE PÅ Å VINNE! KOMME OSS TIL VM FINALEEEEN! MEN NEEEIDA!!
VI ROTER DET BORT VI, MED EN JÆVLA FEIL PASSNING/INNLEGG ISH TING TANG FRA KJELLING!!!!! FORRIGE GANG DA VI SPILTE MOOT SERBIA?? TROR JEG, DA VAR DET FEILPASSNING FRA MAMELUND SOM ØDELA! NÅ VAR DET FEILPASNING FRA KJELLING!!!! HALLO PASNINGER!!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAH

Ja i dag var det treningskamp i LSK hallen LSK - Hamkam (:
Ricketts eller hva han heter hadde seriøst fart i beina ass! Jeg syntes vi spilte veldig bra. Eller de heter det vel jeg spilte jo ikke akkurat. 2. omgang var best, det var også da vi/de jeg sier vi jeg. ja det var da vi scorte begge målene også! Bolly scorte det første etter pasning fra Mykle. og Kiko scorte det andre på straffe (: Myklebust spilte veldig bra i dag synes jeg. Han er alltid flink han altså^^ Keepern hansen heter han vel han er skummel. Jeg klarer ikke å føle meg trygg mens han står i mål altså. Otto ftw! gleder meg til han er tilbake! også spilte vi jo som sagt mot Hamkam, og Pål Strand spilte hele 2. omgang, på miin side hihi ^^ åå jeg savner han der asså. Kommer aldri til å tilgi Nordlie for hva han gjorde! hmf! Strand var kjempe god som alltid(: Og han og Mykle tok å hilste på hverandre der hihi tok hverandre i henda da altså, å smiltee hehe. Gøy (:
Da jeg kom hjem var det håndballkamp, og fy faen for noen stygge dommere! arg! Jeg blir så suur! men vi vant heldigivs, også er jeg glad madde kom på msn. haha samtalene våres under håndballkamper går som regel slik:
Madde: JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA:D:D:DD:D:D
meg: YAAAAAAAAAAY HAHAHA:D
Madde: FAEEN!!
Meg: I KOOW! GAAAAAH
Meg: FY FAEN JEG HAAAAAAATER DOMMERN
Madde: JEG OOOG!!! JEG BLIR SÅ SIIIINT!!
Meg: JAAAAAAA!!! WOOO :D
Madde: hahahah :D yes!
Madde: jaaah!!!
Meg: yaaay Ege ftw!!!

haha jaja nå skjønner dere nok tegninga.
og hu klarte å ødelegge internett boks tingen mens hun støvsugde så nå sitter jeg er alene å kjeder meeeg. Derfor jeg skriver her...
Jeg lurer på åssen det går med 2. laget til LSK, de skulle spille etter lsk-hamkam får vel ta å se om det står noe noe sted... hmm jeg fant ikke noe. jaja. Men det var 1200 tilskuere der daa. (:
og Bolly spilte forresten også veldig bra. Og Mykle ble takla noe skikkelig og! staakar han fikk vondt. :( Det såå rimelig vondt ut også for den sags skyld men det gikk bra^^
Menmen da får man sitte her å glo i noen timer til før jeg skal rusle bort til stasjonen
Amen

Expert textpert choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you?

I'm bored, really bored. My tummy hurts as hell so I can't bear doing anything other than sitting here. And I'm soon off to bed because I'm tired and my tummy just can't hurt tomorrow cos then I have a football match and a class party(?) haha to attend. I'm watching Midsomer Murders right now. I've seen this episode twice already so I'm not really paying attention but I'm listening to their awesome accents though. And the detective sergeant is called Jones (: This blog is just totally random lol made out of some serious boredness. I've been watching some Jim Carrey interviews on youtube to day. He is the most genius person on this earth(: And I can't believe I haven't seen Yes Man yet. Nobody wants to see it with me, and I do not want to go to the cinema on my own. But well I'll definitely see it sooner or later. I've just watched Jim Carrey on Jonathan Ross lol It's old, from like 2003 or something but it is oh so funny! As always. Earlier today I saw Jim Carrey's version of I'm The Walrus from The Beatles, so that song is stuck in my head now. *I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together* very well, now I think I'll watch McFly from when they were at Jonathan Ross before I'm going to sleep (:
So Good night, sleep tight

I am the eggman they are the eggmen I am the Walrus
goo goo gajoob.

New layooout

Yupyupp, I've just made a new layout because i got bored of the other one.. and now my header is all about me! oh yeah. well anyways what do you guys thiiiink?? (: