I'd be shocked if I saw someone eat their own head

I've just been reading all these mcfly quotes haha god i can't believe how funny they are. They are probably even funnier when you've seen the videos they're from and such. but yeah you just gotta love these guys. specially Danny. and no he's not stupid he's just a bit slow ;P


Tom "im sorry Harry, my mum doesn't cook me trout, we don't have our own river"
tom:"we have koi carp in the moat outside my house"
harry: "we did actually"


Interviewers: If you were trapped in a deserted island, what 3 items would you bring along?
Harry: I'd bring a mirror to reflect off sun for a signal.
Tom: I'd bring these 3 guys.
Interviewers: awww..
Tom: For food!
Harry: Oh yeah? I'l just bring you and that'll be enough for the 3 of us.


'So Danny, what do you think of the monachy?' - Simon
'What's a monachy?' - Danny
Tom laughsss.
'You know, the queen and that' - Simon
'Ohhh' - Danny


What would you rather have, intelligence or good looks?
Danny: I'm happy the way I am
Tom: So you're happy being stupid and ugly?


danny: you think your playing ping pong but your singing'


Tom: This was a chickens LEG. and i just ATE it. it was walking round liek this 'mi mi mi, mi mi mi, i'm a chicken' and i just ATE it.


Danny: There in bread.
Dougie: There in bread, *laughs*
Danny: They cam out of a loaf.


Tom: Man-bags? Like a handbag?
Harry: It's like, shouldn't they be called BEEFbags or something? Ham-bags!
Dougie: You always thought it was called a Ham-bag?!
[All laugh]
Tom: He thought it was called a Ham-bag!!
Harry: What, a woman's HAND-bag?
Tom: Handbag, yeah.
Harry: I thought it was called a Ham-bag!
Danny: I even knew that!!
Dougie: Harry, you know you're TWENTY-ONE years old..
Tom: Yeah, now how many women do you know that carry ham around with them?


Dougie: “I’ve got very flat feet.
[Interviewer: What happened?]
Dougie: I was born with it . . . it didn’t just happen


danny; i remember being like, 'wow this is a brand new jacket, i've never had one before and brand new shoes and stuff.'
harry; i've never had shoes before.


Boys, you've done a lot in 2004. But are there things you want to improve in 2005?
Tom: I'm going to eat healthier, and lose a bit of weight, and exercise more, and that's it.
Dougie: Mine is to swim the Atlantic Ocean. [Solemnly] And I will do it.
Danny: I've swam in that ocean. Mine is to start looking after my little gentle body.
Tom: He meant swim the length of the ocean!
Dougie: Yeah, I didn't mean just go in it, I meant swim the whole thing.
Danny: You'll never do it, Dougie.
Dougie: Yeah, I will. I swam the length of the swimming pool.
Danny: Oh, I get it! I thought you meant the whole length, not a whole length. Cos a whole length, you can see you from the beach if you swim a length.
Tom: Danny, a length isn't a measurement, a length is however long it is from one side to the other!
Danny: Oh, is it?
Tom: See, this is what we have to put up with! He thought a length was a measurement. Like, how tall are you? I'm a length. What's your shoe size? I'm a length.
[Danny and Dougie cackle in the background.]
Danny: Oh dear. I did go to school. Honestly.


guy on NMTB: "Danny, have you ever met Will Young before?"
Danny: "I have, yes. He was in some sort of pyjamas when I met him....OH WAIT WAIT, not like that!"


What should you leave at the door to a party?


Harry: Arrogance
Tom: Any weapons
Danny: Your girlfriend
Dougie: Self-respect.


Danny: in our old house we thought we were being broken into so we locked ourselves in Dougie's room with breadknives.


Danny: "I'd be shocked if I saw someone eat their own head."